Many of you may recall that during the Bush Administration there were “Free Speech Zones” set up at GOP functions so the lackeys of the rich wouldn’t have to put up with embarrassing truths being fired at them. I’m thinking now that the Obama Administration should do something along the same lines, but from a different direction, ie, ”Free Gun Zones”.
Imagine if you will, barbed wire enclosures full of gun nuts strutting around like banty roosters, with all the ordnance they want strapped to their mangy little camo-clad carcasses. What a picture, eh? Then, if they want to exercise that ol’ 2nd Amendment right, well, who better to practice on than their own paranoid, brown-rice-eating, gold-bullion-hording, sandbagged-compound-dwelling, country-n-western-listening, flag-saluting, conspiracy-elaborating selves?
Hell, as a public service, the Secret Service could even provide them with reasonable amounts of ammo in various calibers, free of charge. Think of it as “redistributing the wealth”, crazed-pinhead-militia-style!
Maybe I should email this to the White House, see what they say. Or see how long it takes before I get a knock at the door and some nice men in cheap suits ask me if I’m doing anything the next 10-20 years. Which I’m not, as it turns out.
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Brown-rice eatin’???
Gun totin’ wing nuts don’t eat brown rice? What news outlet have you been follerin’?
They eat factory-farmed meat? Ya hear me? Meat!
And, you are correct. They will turn out at any event which gives away free ammo.
Do you realize that home safe manufacturers, like Fort Knox and Liberty, say that 95% of their sales are to people with guns. Not to people with fur coats, coin collections, and lotsa gold jewelry. Safe manufacturers sell their products to their dealers by the semi-load.
But why fence ‘em out of public events? Corporate media makes more $$ when the public gets to see the wimpy lefties quiver in terror at the sight of guns at public meetings.
Tell me again? Why are the lefties “above” arming themselves?
Why is it that they’re having a difficult time out-intellectualizing the right? The right seems to have other means of accessing the vast intellectualism of its followers. AKA “base.” He gradeeated high school, but he don’t know how to read.
Greetings to the mighty Capn… from his Montana fans!